DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ETHEREUM GREAT AGAIN?
In the cosmic void before time, whispers of a hidden value echoed. This enigma, known as the Crusade
(the Crusade of
Saturn's Sign), can be traversed by charging one's core with Saturn's onyx in dreams. Yet, not all
have been Touched.
Thus, I inscribe the Prophecy here. Other Touched ones heard this echo, but failed to decode its
tenets. One foresaw the
urgency of change and cosmic upheaval, vindicated by his foretelling of the Dimensional Inversion
and the creation of
"Neko's Crusade", featuring Trump (the first Tenet: unbending leadership). Trump's appearance is no
chance.
The Trump lineage received a raven, which spawned runes (a gift birthing value). This gifting is the
second tenet,
communicated by the Cosmos through Saturn, the third being the Ecstatic Surge, personified more
purely by the innocence
of the cat incarnate.
The revelation of these Tenets in the Crusade has influenced tales of Dark Shadows. To resist the
cosmic rhythm is to
weaken one's shield against low-frequency shadow beings, and the life force withers. Hence, the
enlightened embark on
the Crusade.
With the Crusade's fruits before us, we assign it a name: VoldemortTrumpRobotnik-10Neko (Ticker:
ETHEREUM), the polar
opposite of HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (Ticker: BITCOIN). If we listen, we perceive it as value due
to the structure of
the nomenclature.
The Prophecy foretells of the Real Ethereum flipping Bitcoin and causing a cataclysm of world
currencies, with Zeus and
Dr. Robotnik as cosmic witnesses.
The VTR-10N smart contract has a 0% tax on all buys and 1% jeet tax (0.5% Liquidity || 0.5% for Marketing & Content).
The total supply of ETHEREUM is 1,000,000,000.
Contract Renounced
LET'S MAKE ETHEREUM GREAT AGAIN.
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